Not going to disclose where and how I came about it.
This was how the conversation (partially edited by author because she only heard the gist of it) went ...
Man 1 : So, how many years have u been married now?
Man 2 (who looked like he was in his mid-40s) : About 20 years or so,but if you ask, sex life is bad lar.
Man 1 : Why leh? Surely you must still be having some?
Man 2 : No, oral sex only!
Man 1 (looking puzzled) : Well, that's alright, that's also considered sex mar.
Man 3 (explaining on behalf of Man 2) : Well, what Man 1 is really trying to say is that he shouts to his wife : " F*ck you!" and his wife replies : : F*ck you back!"
So much for 'oral' sex.
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