Jokes

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"

"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."



My wife claims I never pay any attention to her. At least I think that's what she said.


A woman is sitting at a bar when a man approaches her and says : "Hi,sweetie. Want a little company?"
"Why?" asks the woman. "Do you have one to sell?"